Tuesday, 29 July 2008

• Currently Reading Exile in Guyville: How a Punk Rock Redneck Faggot Texan Moved to West Hollywood and Refused to Be Shiny and Happy By Dave White see related

  A 10.0

  Rachel:  Hi, Shane!  How are you?

  Shane:  Oh, just shaking and baking.

  Rachel:  Yeah.  That earthquake was pretty strong!  I was at In-N-Out when it happened.  What were you doing?

  Shane:  I was at home.  I got on my bed and jumped up and down.

  Rachel:  What??

  Shane:  I always do that during earthquakes.  You sort of forget that there’s an earthquake when you’re jumping on your bed.  And jumping on your bed is always fun.

  Rachel:  WHAT?!?

  Shane:  …what?

  Rachel:  You have no redeeming qualities.

  If she’s not the girl of my dreams, I don’t know who is.

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