Thursday, 19 March 2009
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By Blues Traveler
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I have two television sets. Considering that I’m a single dude who lives alone, this is one more television set than common sense would dictate to be necessary. Normally, this is true, except for Sundays in the fall and winter where two televisions are not enough. It’s generally impossible to watch eight football games simultaneously on two TVs, but how the hell should I know? I’m not a math teacher. This is why I opt to go to the bar on Sundays. Over there I’ll find the two things that I, along with most other men, like the most: lots of football and pretty women. But, sometimes I don’t know if I’m watching one or the other.
I was at the bar and I saw a Saintly girl with a tight end from thirty feet away. Her dyed Raven-black hair and fake breasts suggested she played on artificial turf. She glanced in my direction. I looked away, but my face masked my true intent. I wanted to Raid her tights and go long downfield. Because I’ve been in more sacks than quarterbacks, I devised a scheme that would get me to feel her Redskins, split her uprights, and run my Brown balls through the hole. She tossed me a wink and I elected to receive. I paid my Bills, left the bar, and ran a hot route for ten yards. There was no blocker so the play was in bounds. When I reached the first down she called an audible. The yellow flag went up and the play was under review. The ruling on the field was offsides: she Chiefly played for the other team. The penalty was 20 yards from a 49er.
I can’t wait for football season to come back.
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Comments (4)
This is mancouch worthy. In a good way. Hahahahahahaha!! ^_^
The "brown balls through the hole" part made me puke in my mouth a little. lol.
No hole should be able to accommodate that much of your sports equipment, unless that hole has previously birthed a couple basketballs.Definitely mancounch worthy. Spring football games are coming soon.. that's exciting.
... in the last seconds, you hailed your friend Mary to help u and then Fluttied a deep one to tie the game on the conversion. In the 5min OT, which proved to be 4 min too long, because in the first 45 second, you called a Charger and Ram thru her end zone, she disappointed at her loss, but credited you for being a smart Cowboy, little did she know a Patriotic spy you were. After getting all you wanted, you Jet outta town and never came back.