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  • CANDY CORN

    First, some nonsense: Fuck daylight savings time! I love the long nights of fall and winter. I love getting off work and seeing everything all dark! It’s all so peaceful! Weeeee!!! And now, the 5 best Halloween costumes…

  • THE NEW BLACKFACE

    What's the deal with Borat?For those who don't know, Borat, portrayed by comedian Sasha Baron Cohen, is a fictional journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan. He makes "documentaries", where he basically goes around inte…

  • XANGA GAMES

    I never participate in Xanga chains, but it's Sunday morning and this one was pretty easy. I got this from kaleidescopeeyes88, who got it from someone else. 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3.…

  • TV GUILE

    Thanks to the miracle of TiVo and my non-existent social life, I’ve been watching A LOT of television this season. I’ve never watched TV this much in my life. But, hey, I’m approaching 30 years old and I’ve come to te…

  • DUMB

    There’s a saying that goes something like, “Keep your friends close, and keep your enemies closer.” I don’t really know what that means, but I have an idea. I suppose it means that you should always know what your enem…

  • GO TO HELL, NBA

    Last night the St. Louis Cardinals defeated the New York Mets in a 9th inning thriller in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series. It had all the dramatic moments that a Game 7 playoff game should have, and it…

  • HAIR METAL HIPHOP

    Every time I tune into Power 106 (LA’s #1 hiphop radio station), I always hear the same tired shit by Lil’ YungChamillionairEezyChingyBucMobJon, and he’s always rapping about the same tired shit, whether it’s money or…

  • SOULED OUT

    Sigh. Corporations. Do you remember a time in the not-too-distant past when sports arenas and stadiums were actually named after the teams they were home to? Sports teams and city councils nowadays sell the rig…

  • OVERRATION

    The top 10 MOST OVERRATED THINGS, as of Monday, October 16, 2006: 1. Fallout Boy 2. Katie Holmes 3. My Name is Earl 4. San Diego 5. NBA 6. MySpace 7. Mestizos (i.e. Half-breeds) 8. The War in Iraq 9. North Korea…

  • keratomileUSELESS

    The three most important things to my well-being are my health, wealth, and knowledge of my self.In health care there are essentially two (2) types of surgeries: 1) medically necessary and 2) cosmetic. In a medically nec…

  • INEXPLICABLE

    Have you seen the new Gap commercial with Audrey Hepburn? The commercial (which advertises Gap’s “skinny black pants”) has a clip of Audrey Hepburn dancing (taken from the movie Funny Face) to the song Back in Black by…

  • "QUOTE" UNQUOTE

    So after work today I made my way “over the hill” and into Hollywood and attended the “Los Angeles Korean International Film Festival” at the “Laemmle Sunset Theater”. I attended the “screening” of the new “anime” movie…

  • TALES FROM THE CRYPT

    CRYPT: (n.) 1. a subterranean chamber or vault used as a burial place. 2. an optometric office. Tale #1: “How may I help you today?” I asked. She was a 17-year-old Latina. She was very at…

  • FORBIDDEN FRUIT

    Why are metaphysical teachings forbidden? I’m not anti-Christian, anti-Muslim, or anti-Semitic, but I’m going to say that all the world’s problems can be attributed to Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. I’m not just tal…

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