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  • TO LIVE IS HUMAN, TO DIE IS DIVINE

    I had a friend in college named Dan. He was known for being quite jocular, and he was exceptionally talented when it came to sexual-related humor. Aside from making inappropriate sexual innuendos, noises, and gestures,…
  • AARP MEMBERSHIP

    A few thank-you’s: LittleMissGrumpy: Thank you for the new Mitch Albom book. I’m highly looking forward to reading it!angelidoc: Thank you for the award-winning cologne! I’m hoping it will sucker many women to fall f…
  • IT'S A DAMN COLD NIGHT

    I hate myself.People say that the most self-less thing a person can do is to give up their life for someone else. On the other hand, people say that the most selfish thing a person can do is to commit suicide. Death is…
  • NICKNAME BASKETBALL ALIASES

    The NBA playoffs.I like basketball, but I loathe the NBA. It’s not as exciting as college hoops, and there’s too much whining and complaining from its overpaid players. So, I usually hate this time of the year because…
  • CHAPTER ONE: ME

    I was told by a friend of mine that I should be a writer. I don’t know if this was a sincere suggestion or not because she told me this in an Instant Message conversation, and I find it hard to gauge someone’s sincerity…
  • PROCREATION

    About a year ago I went on a Mexican Riviera cruise. This was my first cruise experience, and it left me with an unsettling feeling of unreality. A cruise ship is a microcosm; it’s filled with all-you-can-eat food, end…
  • THE REASON

    I was once told by one of my professors in optometric school, Dr. Aisha Wang, that I should not specialize in ocular disease in my career. She said that my colorblindness put me at a disadvantage which would make it imp…
  • FAQ YOU THE THIRD

    After perusing the comments from “The Worst Damn Blog Entry Period”, I’ve realized that many of you have no idea what I am really like. Ironically, the person who came the closest to correctly describing me was od2005,…
  • ANOMALOUS CORRESPONDENCE

    The concept of eyesight, for the most part, is not complex. Light enters the eye and focuses on the macula on the inner back surface of the eye. This sets off a cascade of chemical reactions and electrical potentials w…

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