My right arm has been hurting lately, and I know exactly why. I have a laptop computer and I’m too lazy to get a mouse for it. For the few hours each day that I am on the computer, my right hand hovers over my computer…

Michael Vick will likely get a year in prison for killing savage animals, but Ron Artest has never served time for socking a paying fan in the face during a basketball game on national television. I don't understand ani…

Just in case anyone didn't get it... That wasn't a picture of my bedroom in my last post. It was a joke. Please don't think that I'm a nymphomaniac.

average_female, America's favorite Xangan, made a comment the other day implying that she was shocked that I shopped at Pottery Barn. When I asked her about it, she said that she expected something "more eccentric" from…

Every morning before I go to work I stop by Romancing theBean, the uber-cool yuppie coffee house downstairs from my apartment building. Two weeks ago when I was buying my coffee Ilooked in my wallet and realized that I…

Sometime in the spring of 2004, I, along with the rest of the known universe, opened an account on MySpace.com. At that time I was already signed up with another popular social networking website called Friendster, an…