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Katenashianity

Have you ever wondered what the soundtrack for a 1980s-ish, science-fiction, teenage romantic sex comedy would sound like? The producers would likely tap Keane to produce the music for the soundtrack, as their signature…
Super Villains

Yesterday I posted a question on my Flatline (aka Pulse). I said that a study found that the single leading cause of death for pregnant women was murder, and the murderer was usually an angry spouse or boyfriend, and I…
Seeking Position

Well, here we go again. Valentine's Day is just around thecorner, so it's time to, once again, "put myself out there". This "boyfriend resume" debuted in 2005, and it hasfailed me on every Valentine's Day since the…
I Have No Redeeming Qualities (and Answers to Your Questions)

Yesterday was championship Sunday in the NFL, and I found myself watching the games at the Gordon Biersch Brewery across the street from my apartment building. Going to a bar by yourself is a good test of self-security.…
Googly-eyed

What the hell are people searching for on the internet? Here is a list of Google searches over the past week that have led people to this blog. (This is all from Xanga Footprints.) I’ve also included a link to the…
Postmodern Moo-rality (and the Age of Aquarius)

I had a Filet-O-Fish sandwich from McDonald’s today. It was Combo #14, which was the last Combo on their menu. I suspect that this is because it is the least popular of their sandwiches, though I expect that that will…
Who I Am

(Note: This was originally a protected post, as I don’t usually talk about myself on the public ethereal net. But, I think everyone needs to know the truthright now so they’ll stop bugging me.) For some odd r…
Spiritual Anarchy '08

“Opinions are like assholes,” Mr. Ryder would always say. “Everyone has one and they stink!” I’ve heard this saying countless time throughout my life, but the first time I heard it was in my U.S. Government class in my…
More Googling

What the hell are people searching for on the internet? Here's a list of Google searches over the past week that have led people to this blog. I've also linked them to the particular post that the searches led them to.…
BCS Entitlement Enlightenment

(Note: This blog entry is really not about college football.) Last night, the Buckeyes from The Ohio State University lost the college football BCS National Championship Game to the LSU Tigers. Because football is ing…
What is your "Bucket List" - your list of things to do before you die?

I don't have a "Bucket List". I feel that now that I've fallen in love, I've accomplished everything that's important. I'm ready to die. This Featured Question reminds me of a very weird job interview I had. The inte…
Don't Tase Me, Bro

Today Taser International, Inc. unveiled a new stun gun that is also an mp3 player. You can read about it here. Somewhere a University of Florida student is maniacally crying, "Don't Tase me and listen to music, bro!!"…
Win On A Ride Her Dream

I’m a big time dreamer, and I don’t mean that in an aspiring or ambitious sense. I’m literally a big-time dreamer. Most of my dreams are fairly vivid and realistic, and it’s one of the primary reasons I look forward to…
Google Me This

What the hell are people looking for on the internet? Here’s a list of Google searches over the past week that have led people worldwide to this blog: “truth about dumping syndrome” “xanga victoria beckham” “T…
Thumbchips Glossary

Some of you are very familiar with this blog. Some of you are not. I'm sure most of the time you have no idea what I'm talking about. That's understandable. I'm a babbling lunatic! For your convenience, I've compiled…

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