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Romancing the Coolness
On the ground floor of my apartment building is a coffee house called Romancing the Bean. It’s generally regarded in the community as having several advantages over Starbucks, which is down the street. RtB is independ… -
I Hope My Daughter is Fat
I watched a sitcom on the television the other night. Although I had never seen this sitcom before,I definitely had seen this sitcom before. It followed the cookie-cutter family sitcom formula of a boneheaded dad,… -
Grudge Pounding
There is a Judd Apatow comedy out right now called Forgetting Sarah Marshall. In a nutshell, it’s about a dude who gets dumped by his girlfriend Sarah Marshall, who’s been cheating on him behind his back for over a year… -
NBC Studios in Burbank!
Every day on my way home from work I pass by the NBC studios, and I always seem to pass by at around the same time that the audience for The Ellen DeGeneres Show lets out. Since there is no parking lot for NBC, audience… -
Three Stories at Starbucks
I’ve been doing a lot of writing lately, and I’ve been spending almost all of my free time at a local Starbucks trying to get some work done. Sadly, I have the attention span of a 2-year old. I can’t seem to get any wo… -
One Thing You Can't Begrudge a Kid is His Dumb Shit
I heard that for every bit of useless knowledge that your brain absorbs, you actually lose an equal amount of useful knowledge. Here is a sample of some useless knowledge I’ve managed to accrue during my 29 year tenure… -
Manila Jones for President in 2012
John McCain will be the next president of the United States, and I will tell you why. It’s true that both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are wildly popular. And since they are essentially the same candidate, the Demo… -
The Mythical Flight to Paradise
Therewas an urban legend that I heard about several years ago that very much piquedmy interest. It was something that I hadto investigate. The rumor was that thereis a particular Southwest Airlines flight that… -
Super Villains
Yesterday I posted a question on my Flatline (aka Pulse). I said that a study found that the single leading cause of death for pregnant women was murder, and the murderer was usually an angry spouse or boyfriend, and I… -
Seeking Position
Well, here we go again. Valentine's Day is just around thecorner, so it's time to, once again, "put myself out there". This "boyfriend resume" debuted in 2005, and it hasfailed me on every Valentine's Day since the…
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